READER : be the dumbass kinnie who made this shit
Your name is CASSIAN/MIU. You are 13 YEARS OLD and use SHE/HER PRONOUNS. Unfortunately you are a KINNIE and have many SOURCES AND INTERESTS, as well as COMFORT CHARACTERS. You are considered OUTGOING and sometimes pretty VULGAR. Though sometimes you can be quite SHY AND TIMID. Overall you are a very HUMOROUS PERSON. You consider yourself the IRL MIU IRUMA.
Your MAIN CARRD can be found HERE and your BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE themed carrd can be found HERE.
> CASSIAN : introduce your kins.
> CASSIAN : further introduce yourself.
CASSIAN : further introduce yourself.
As previously stated, your name is CASSIAN or CASS FOR SHORT. You are a COSPLAYER and ARTIST. (Your COSPLAY ACCOUNT can be found HERE.) You are very passionate about your HOBBIES and tend to talk about them a lot. The same goes for your large pile of INTERESTS.
Speaking of INTERESTS, you have a lot. Whittling it down to SOURCES YOU KIN FROM here, some that are important to note are BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE, DANGANRONPA, JOJO´S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, THE RAVEN CYCLE, HOMESTUCK (obviously), DEVILMAN CRYBABY, and SONIC. You have a lot more but these are the ones you talk about most.
You also have a very strong love for ALTERNATE REALITY GAMES. Your favorite is DAISY BROWN. You´d like to SET UP YOUR OWN one day. You have a strong love for MUSIC and your favorite artists are TALLY HALL, MOTHER MOTHER, SALES, and THE SMITHS. You also have a large liking for MUSICAL THEATRE. Secretly you bop to BENDY FANSONGS.
There are a lot of things that bring you COMFORT. In general, one of your highest comforts is LUNCH CLUB and THE MISFITS, specifically JSCHLATT, CALLMECARSON, FITZ and SWAGGERSOULS bring you the most comfort. You TALK ABOUT THEM A LOT, and regularly LOVEMAIL them.
You also have a large variety of COMFORT CHARACTERS. Since this is a HOMESTUCK CARRD, your hs comforts are KARKAT VANTAS, JOHN EGBERT, and VRISKA SERKET. In general though, your highest comfort is RONAN LYNCH from THE RAVEN CYLCE. You love him a lot. The rest of your many COMFORTS AND SHIPS can be found HERE.
> CASSIAN : introduce your kins.
CASSIAN : introduce your kins.
Alright since this is a homestuck carrd let's say those right off the bat.
You kin DAVE and DIRK STRIDER, TEREZI PYROPE, MITUNA CAPTOR, and MEENAH PEIXES. DIRK, DAVE and TEREZI are all VERY HIGH KINS and you DON'T LIKE DOUBLES TOO MUCH. The others DON'T REALLY MATTER.
More important than those (or any of your kins for that matter) is MIU IRUMA from DANGANRONPA V3. She is your HIGHEST KIN OF ALL TIME and you consider yourself her on almost all levels. You basically DESPISE DOUBLES and DO NOT WANT THEM TO INTERACT AT ALL.
Some of your other more notable kins are ROHAN KISHIBE, ADAM PARRISH, AKIRA FUDO, and LOUIS FROM BEASTARS. These are the rest of your SELFHOODS and you DON´T LIKE DOUBLES for them either.
Since you´re way too lazy to type out the rest of your kins, just go HERE to see them all I guess.
> CASSIAN : pester reader with your dni.
CASSIAN : pester reader with your dni.
- - actuallyIruma [AI] began pestering THE READER - -
AI: frankly i got kinda tired of making this a whole narration thing ykno
AI: and it would be easier to make a dni if it sounded like it were me talking ya feel
AI: so before i start this im sorry if this is kinda cheesy but i thought it would be kinda funny if it were like a pesterchum thing
AI: ANYWAYS
AI: ON WITH THE DNI
AI: First off ! DNI if you fit any of the basic criteria. lgbtphobic, racist, etc.
AI: If you ship ANYTHING remotely p///dophilic, even in works of fiction + when they´re ¨lEgAL iN tHAt CouNTRy¨ bitch shut up
AI: If you ship Jonadio or Jotadio
AI: You´re friends with or interact with Polina (@_boxfull_of_pencils or her other 489743896 accounts she uses to spy on me lmaoaoaoa
AI: ok onto the byf part.
AI: let´s start w triggers cause those are important ig
AI: BUGS ARE A HUGE TRIGGER OF MINE. ANY PICTURES OR DESCRIPTIONS OF THEM CAN CAUSE ME TO GO INTO A HUGE PANIC THING. EMOJIS ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE
AI: anywho a big squick of mine is the ship Josuhan (josuke x rohan.)
AI: and that´s really it. i guess some things you should know before interacting is that i´m a very vulgar person !!! i make a lot of sexual jokes and am also kind of an asshole. i swear that´s only as a joke most of the time
AI: i also tend to have a big struggle talking to people in general oops
AI: ok this ended up way longer than i thought it would be so that´s it lmaoaoaoa
- - actuallyIruma [AI] ceased pestering THE READER - -
> CASSIAN : give the reader the password to follow your account.
CASSIAN : give the reader the password to follow your account.
WAIT WHAT
IS THE CARRD OVER ALREADY FUCK
> ????
CASSIAN : give the reader the password to follow your account.
THE PASSWORD to follow YOUR ACCOUNT is HOW YOU FOUND THIS ACCOUNT and WHY YOU WANT TO FOLLOW.
simple as that buddy. and in case you happened to stumble across this carrd by any chance, my kin account is the same as my pesterchum handle ;D